Funny quotes from me and my wife. 😀

紅酒我飲開 - 🍇 利賓納 Ribena 🍷

《單身即地獄》係合家歡 AV。🔥

英國嘅食物：係真嘅，但你望落似假，係品味有問題。
大陸嘅食物：係假嘅，但你望落係真，係誠信有問題。
Food in Mainland China: It looks and taste real but it’s fake. It’s a problem of integrity.
Food in the UK: It’s real but it looks and taste like fake. It’s a problem of taste.

奇奇怪怪，戇戇居居。

若要人不知，做人低調啲。

食左華堡🍔，力氣好💪。

❌ 失敗嘅人搵藉口，✅ 成功嘅人搵方法。

I’m the white collar that survives. You’re the blue collar that will shine.